"You sound as if you know exactly what you are doing, Lord Lentilux. Are you a professional photographer? This is similar to the way I get instructions on the set as a film actress"
"No, I am not a professional. just a man with a mission"
"I want to show you all the effects of these magic glasses. Now keep still... Yes, that's it. Now turn your head to the left, slowly, slowly.... Keep looking straight ahead"